The File
When the first counterfeiters came for Snotty's, a stitched yellow duck in a bomber jacket waddled into the meeting, placed a briefcase on the table, and stared until opposing counsel apologized. Quackers has represented the factory ever since. His legal strategy is unknown because every deposition transcript just reads 'QUACK (threatening)'. He has never lost. Lawyers study him. From a distance.
