Decoy Unit 02 — Officially Not Snotty
Notta
“Not even close.”
- Origin
- Vat Hall, second mold, with a spec sheet stapled to the crate
- Personality
- Purple horns, half a skull patched over one eye, one lime eye that follows you. Ships with an official spec sheet: SPECIES UNKNOWN. CLASS: TOXIC. The paperwork is the joke and the joke is load-bearing.
- Signature Colors
The File
Unit 02 came with documentation, which the factory has never once provided for anything. Species: unknown. Class: toxic. Threat level: all the Xs. ID: SN0T7YS — one character off, on purpose, forever. The crew figured a decoy with paperwork was funnier than a decoy without it, and they were right. Notta's whole legal identity is a disclaimer: this is officially NOT what Snotty looks like. Decoy — the founder's actual body double — was asked to verify the likeness. He looked at Unit 02 for a long time and said nothing, which the crew logged, in writing, as 'inconclusive, hilarious.'
