
The File
Munch crawled out of Vat 3 the week someone tried infusing the ink with nacho seasoning (Rule one point five: don't). His eyes spin like hypnotist props, his appetite bends physics, and his personal philosophy fits on a napkin: both. Pizza or burger? Both. Stay or go? Both. He is the Snack Pack's spiritual center and the reason the factory budget has a line item labeled SECOND DINNER.
